How a Lady Should Eat a Burger

And finally there you have it. Kate Upton has given the guide for women to properly eat their burgers. So the next time you get lucky and a guy offers to take you to a burger joint remember this video. I mean that is if you want to keep said guy interested. You can get all boring and try to talk to him about things like who you are, what your goals are and what you look for in a relationship. Or you can guarantee he isn’t going anywhere by moaning and squirming about in your chair eating that burger his hard earned money just paid for your greedy ass to eat. Remember guys are very visual. If you get on all fours and show your appreciation for something so simple as a burger, he will want nothing more than to give you stuff because he is gonna think damn, this is one thankful-ass girl. So there you have it ladies, watch, learn and execute.

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