Three?…Sexytimes.

Because its such a slow Monday for me, I am gonna give you people a triple dose of #sheesh pics that will sure help you get through the day. Enjoy.

 

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Somebody Please Give this Colombian Prostitute $800

Does anyone else feel like this Colombian prostitute has taken this Secret Service scandal way too far? I do. So what they didn’t pay you. You act like you were the first prostitute to not get paid. And what kind of prostitute waits till the next day to get paid, anyway? If that was me, I probably wouldn’t have paid you either. Can’t wait till I’m sober to make business deals with me. I’m aware and sharp as shit and I’m not paying $800 for sex when I’m in shape, look good and have an American penis. Bitch you should pay me for the drunk night I wasted on your ass. Then to go to the police? Really? You would have been better off offering me another night for $1500 cause maybe, just maybe I would have paid you.

Shit pisses me off. Now she is in America, exposing these guys, calling then ‘stupid brutes’. The thing that saddens me is it seems like everyone who hears her story forget what she does for a living. Just as a reminder to anyone who feels sorry for her,  she sells her vagina for $800 a night. In my book, she has already lost the battle for any type of sympathy for anything.

 

Bentley Continental SuperSport

With a $273,295 price tag, this car has a lot of competitors that are very good…competitors. But some how it stands out. Maybe its the name, the SuperSport, that seems so menacing or the fact that it has a twin-turbo, V-12 engine, that pours out 620 HP/ 590 lbs ft. of TQ. I am not sure, nor do I care because this Bentley looks awesome.