Daily Archives: February 26, 2012

2011 Hyundai Sonata was his weapon of choice…

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First off, RIP Aena Hong. You really didn’t deserve what you got.

So the story is Aena was dating this guy, Charles Ann, a South Korean. The relationship had its ups and downs and she obviously put in work because she stayed with Charles for a year. Push comes to shove, she decide he is actually bat-shit crazy and wants nothing to do with him, so she tries to break up with him. Only problem is he was driving a 2011 Hyundai Sonata (such a Korean to be driving a Korean car) at the time she tells him fuck off. How does he take the news of his beloved leaving him? Well at first he was cool and started to drive away, then he literally ‘flipped the bitch’ and ran Aena over. Backed up and ran her over…3 more times. Now I am thinking about this and first off this was done in broad daylight, and it couldn’t have been a quiet ordeal. Charles…you violated. Why your ass is being held on $3 million bail.

The lesson of this story is ladies don’t date guys with Hyundai Sonata’s. Guys who drive a Sonata always become depressed when they realize they are driving a Sonata, especially when you made them buy it. And obviously the 2011 Sonata’s don’t have pedestrian-safety technologies built into their cars like a Honda Accord does. Maybe now they put it in the 2013′s. Anyway, check out the full story below…

Man Violated His Girlfriend

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The GoJo Hands Free

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So I just saw a commercial for the GoJo Hands Free, and I can’t tell if this is a moment of genius or plain stupidity. Its an interesting device, no doubt. But I can’t say that I would use it. Too much self respect I guess. But I do see people using it. Unfortunately, I also see a rise in brain cancer. I can’t imagine having my cell phone plastered to the side of my head and not dropping dead as the radio waves eat my brain cells. You know what, I am publicly retracting my earlier statement of this being an interesting device because this is actually is stupid device and only a fucking retard would buy this. Click the link if you want to be one of those retards…

GoJo Hands Free

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Wipeout…I’m Dying to get there

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There is this show on ABC network that I am dying to get on. Its called ‘Wipeout‘, and its easily one of the most entertaining shows on TV. Its basically these ridiculous obstacle courses that are designed to ‘mollywhop’ contestants and bring endless laughs to viewers. Whoever can get through these courses in the shortest time wins $50k. So this is obviously an over-simplified description, but you get the point. So why I am I so interested in getting on this show? Cause that shit looks fun as hell, and I know I can kill that shit and win them 50 Scooby Snacks. Nah but seriously, I just really want to be on it. So if anyone has a hook up let me know.

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Stealing Gas? Really?

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So these two guys got caught stealing gas in Florida. Let me first start by saying these guys are bad-asses. They had the idea to wait till the gas station was closed and pulled up with their steal-gas-o-matic minivan. This minivan was modded complete with pump system, bladder tank and, oh yea, a hole in the the bottom. So they get to the gas station, park on top of a storage tank and start relieving the station of its…well gas. So what went wrong? Well, a detective just so happen to drive by and see the car parked at an angle. Thinking that looked strange, the detective pulls a quick u-turn to investigate. Before the cop could even get close to see what was going on, these guys just pull off spilling gas all over the place. Dumb-asses. No need to say they obviously were caught.

So this story had me thinking. What would have I done differently? Well, I wouldn’t have pulled off. I would have gotten out of the car before the cop pulled up and act like my car had broken down and I was waiting for a tow truck. Man I am a criminal. I literally just thought of that as I was writing it. Oh well, check out the link to the official report on this and leave your comments on what you would have done.

STEALING GAS GONE WRONG…

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