I like Rihanna. Who doesn’t? Would I beat? Why yes, yes I would. Is that bitch crazy? Hell yea (stewie voice). I remember when she was normal. Now that she looks like the new Whitney Houston and I’m talking about the Whitney that we still don’t know how she died Whitney. So how did Rihanna come to this? Has to be drugs. She got smacked around a bit, and she slowly started to go off the deep end. This is how it happened…

“Damn I just got beat up, so ashamed. My shame is being intensified by the stupid media and the fact that I’m really lonely. Fuck Chris Brown his dancing does suck. Maybe I deserved it. No, Im rich. I talk that talk. But I’m so hurt. Why me? Imma smoke weed to get my mind off this…actually maybe I’ll do shots…fuck it, I’ll do the line…well I’m already fucked up so maybe some perks wont kill me. Repeat process till I work out a plan to show everyone I’m an independent female.”

Yup, that must be what happened. Don’t believe me look at these before and after pics.

BEFORE                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

AFTER

I see it. Do you?

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